Alex Muller (@alexmuller)

51.49, -0.2711 (London, UK)

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@Mobike Hi! I tried one of your bikes in Hounslow this morning, thanks for the free ride :). It was mostly great bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…lI

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OH, debugging: “Can we just switch the Philippines off?”

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@JoannaBiddolph I suspect neither of us really understand the intricacies of pollution and congestion modelling eno..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…ca

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@metpoliceuk Any idea why the Special Escort Group have been riding round Victoria in circles for the last 2 days?

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@andnbsp Stop being single-handedly responsible for growing my Goodreads “Want to Read” list.

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OH: “So is @rjw1 like the king of GOV.UK infrastructure?”

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This is great work from @TfL, using Waze to prevent people running out of fuel in the Blackwall Tunnel blog.tfl.gov.uk/2018/01/11/waz…

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@_Rossio_ A tape measure around my waist would probably be cheaper and about as good (?)

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@_Rossio_ Mine goes up when I’m fat and down when I’m less fat and that’s good enough for me 🤷🏼‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/ATBZKrqezo

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@dsingleton I didn’t know @rjw1 was a commentator with a “Silver Badge” pic.twitter.com/deyRzMYbTe

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@Vivan Not only do I not remember that email, I don’t remember that event :/. But hilariously the Upcoming page has..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…wI

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Been doing timesheets for about 6 months and I’ve trained myself to have a feeling of complete doom whenever I open..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…zd

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@districtline The clock on the westbound platform at Victoria is an hour wrong, it’s showing 1825.

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@Jen_Allum @surminus I don’t remember what the song is but I clearly remember the sheer joy it brings to the office 🦌

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Discovered that we have a subdomain in DNS called evil-gateway, so I’ll be whistling innocently while I ignore that..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5L

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@Schofe @hollywills Only just seen your interview from last month with the 2 nutty Christians about transgender kid..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…dx

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@Alby I’ve recently found this fascinating when talking about money. People complain about a £70m infrastructure pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Ro

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@alicebartlett Congratulations! Your Instagram story on the escalator is one of my all time faves.

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@jalada This reminds me that I should probably buy you a nice lunch after I figure out how to sell Bitcoin.

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@mrjamesob Head in hands, screaming.

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